I need a distraction, so tag, you’re it!

Currently studying at McD with my sis.

sis: so sleepyyy!

me: (points at coffee. encouraging her to drink)

sis: seems so scary

me: welcome to the real world

sis: you mean all these while i’ve been living with ponies???

me: (pauses) are you calling me a pony?

sis: (laughs, drinks coffee) I’m too young to drink coffee.

you’re never too young to trick your neurotransmitters, my friends.