"honk honk!!", went the taxi.
Scrambled Eggs: You're the honk.
Oatmeal: Heyy!
Scrambled Eggs: I didn't mean you, I meant the cab.
Oatmeal: Oh. Next time you must indicate who you're insulting.
Scrambled Eggs: Oh I'm sorry, I forgot the basic insult etiquettes.
Oatmeal: Haha. Step one: please indicate who you're insulting before the insult. Step two?
Scrambled Eggs: Haha. Step two: ...
I forgot what I said step two was.....Oatmeal, help? hahhaa.
Yesterday was just one of our zig-zagging ways
“I gotta keep you on your toes. When you think I'll zig I'll zag, then when you think I'm gonna zag, I do zag! Just to mess you up for the next time when I might zig!” - Lorelai
Dear dustbin, wear a cologne sometimes yeah?
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