Kitchen Rants

(My sis has a mark that looks like someone slit her)

Me: I did that to you, you know? when you were a kid. I was wondering what the insides of a person looked like. curious, you could call it that.

Sis: that's so mean! what kind of a sister are you. you cannot be trusted around a knife. (i was holding a knife at this moment)

Mom: No, she cannot be trusted around anything sharp, not just a knife.

Me: aaah, then I should stay away from my mind then?

Mom: I didnt say that

Me: har har har

Sis: she's the only one who thinks that

Mom: Go dry off the prawns. Dab them.

Me: wow prawns, you're so pampered. Grab a towel and help me.

Sis: yeah this prawns are getting quite a treatment even though they're dead. I mean if they're alive, it makes sense, but they're dead.

Me: yup royal treatment right here.. Hey, have you ever noticed that there are no prawns in Bikini Bottom?

Sis: yeah...Anchovies, but no prawns.

Me: yeah, crabs, but no prawns.

Sis: Squirrels, but no prawns!

Me: Sponges, but no prawns!

Mom: Starfishes, but no prawns

Sis: Whales, but no prawns!

Me: Planktons, but no prawns

Mom: Maybe the writers have something against prawns

Sis: But prawns are so nice!

Me: I dont think they choose their characters based on whether they're tasty or not..cos let's face it, sponges are not tasty..they cant be eaten

The End.

(p.s. i didnt slit her open when she was a kid. it was a joke. just in case it wasn't clear. haha)

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